after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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