Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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