Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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