Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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