We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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