its not stalking. its research.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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