She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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