Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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