if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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