It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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