Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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