Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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