once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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