arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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