Quick, to the slutcave!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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