Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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