I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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