i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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