I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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