doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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