You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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