I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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