If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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