she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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