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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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