Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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