she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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