THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.