please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died