...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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