Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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