You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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