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  (260): View more from Indiana

  Are you dead

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  Yes

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  Oh man

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  Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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  (260): Are you dead (1-260): Yes (260): Oh man (1-260): Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard http://tfl.nu/iien
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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  (216): I don't usually arrange sex via text message http://tfl.nu/akrs
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  (307): View more from Wyoming

  yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP

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  (307): yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP http://tfl.nu/4nbd
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips

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  there is no god

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  (515): I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips (515): there is no god http://tfl.nu/6fwr
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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  (412): I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat http://tfl.nu/4f5y
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  (434): View more from Virginia

  you would not believe what I got pierced last night...

  (540): View more from Virginia

  son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.

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  (434): you would not believe what I got pierced last night... (540): son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear. http://tfl.nu/q4w6
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group

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  (250): It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group http://tfl.nu/b8ix
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  (907): View more from Alaska

  If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.

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  (907): If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever. http://tfl.nu/sogf
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.

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  (719): If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin. http://tfl.nu/5byt
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  (979): View more from Texas

  She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?

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  (979): She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low? http://tfl.nu/2el8
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  (623): View more from Arizona

  One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.

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  (623): One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID. http://tfl.nu/bopy
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.

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  (706): Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow. http://tfl.nu/th57
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  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward

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  (857): The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward http://tfl.nu/zcnh
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  (229): View more from Georgia

  I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.

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  (229): I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future. http://tfl.nu/le78
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up

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  (403): if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up http://tfl.nu/wnj1
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