Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.