Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.

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(909): View more from California

It must have been true love

(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.

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(561): View more from Florida

he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him

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(801): View more from Utah

when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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(847): View more from Illinois

If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think

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(801): View more from Utah

It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...

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(647): View more from Ontario

She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.

(416): View more from Toronto

This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.

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