Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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