he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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