Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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