It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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