You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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