Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Green mimosas i think yes
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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