Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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