Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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