that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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