She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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