Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
COCAINE IS GR8
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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