i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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