D3 body, D1 cock
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
im calling her cock vulture from now on
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
