It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
