y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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