My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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