the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
is it fun? or sober?
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