please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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