Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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