The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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