just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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I need you to use more vowels.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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