Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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