Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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