I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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