Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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